chinese-zeus:

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

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jedi-ninja-master:

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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thedauntlessbrave:

mynameisdriftw00d:

certain-tragedy:

yourlittlevirginkitten:

lets-have—sex:

You can’t blame me for wanting you when your perfect ass is always out. And when I want you. I have you.

Gooooaaaaalllllsssss

Goals is fuckin right

Never reblog straight porn, but damn that dude’s dick is nice and yes, this is a goal.

(Source: passion-xxx)

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dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via thedauntlessbrave)

the-monstrumologist:

ydrill:

Enjoying bath

OH
MY
GOD
HOW
FUCKING
CUTE

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